This post, if you can't tell, is gonna be listing ALL the reasons the Dark Side is 100% better than the Light.
*puts on glasses*
*brings out presentation from briefcase*
Fewer people are on the Dark Side so you ultimately get more notice (plus it's great for introverts).
They haven't won yet, so really, it's just a matter of time before we win and the Light Side is beaten. O.O
Force lightning. Need I go on?
No one questions you for wearing all black all the time.
You don't have to worry about what color lightsaber you want cuz you get red. Only red. O.O
You have a stronger impression on people as a Dark Sider.
If you don't like your given name- NEW AMAZING NAME THAT STRIKES FEAR INTO YOUR ENEMIES HEART!!!
It gives you amazing power right away and you're able to defeat Jedi masters even as an apprentice. OwO
You have all the powers that Jedi have PLUS MORE!!
The Dark Side is proven to be more powerful than the light. ^_^ I believe the Dark Side just doesn't have the right members in it to beat the Light Siders.... Yet. :)
Ultimately, THE DARK SIDE IS BETTER AND MORE POWERFUL AND WE WILL WIN!!!! BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!
I'm looking at you Hershey and Dee. OwO