Why Summer Totally Kills Hermiters Like Myself

Guys.

I can not keep quiet anymore.

The hermiters are suffering.

Because of the stinking summer.

The summer is totally killing hermiters and here is why.

THERE'S A BIG BALL OF FIRE IN THE SKY!!!!!!!!!

Hermiters are not used to this, guys. This Ball of Fire heats up the whole world, and we are forced to take cover under rocks and other cool places. It really puts a cramp in our style. We can't hermit if it's not comfortable to live in our rooms under a blanket. Ammirite?

PEOPLE EXPECT YOU TO GO OUTSIDE IN THE 1,000,000+ DEGREE WEATHER!!!!

Can you believe this????? Like, CAN YOU??? They expect you to go out and melt off all your skin until your bones turn into slush and you fall into a puddle of what used to be a happy hermiter. I don't know about you, but count me out.

 

YOU CAN'T WEAR THE FLUFF STUFF OF ALL COMFORTABILITY!!!!

I'm talking blankets, sweaters, cardigans, hoodies, practically everything THAT IS GOOD IN LIFE!!!

You can't wear it and feel happy. You sure as heck can wear it, but you feel as if you've made the worst decision of your life. Ever.

 

(one of my latest drawings of me as a Sith! XD)
AS A HERMITER I MUST DO SOMETHING TO KEEP ME ENTERTAINED, BUT I CAN'T DO MY USUAL STUFF BECAUSE IT'S 1,000,000+ DEGREES OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!

Drawing? No. I don't want to sweat all over my drawings. Write? I can't because the computer will OVERHEAT. Cry for winter? No, because then I would be dehydrated AND DIE!!!!

 

So there. Those are the reasons why hermiters like myself can't do what they were born to do in the summer.

God, You are all-wise and love us all so much, but seriously, please, make winter come early. PLEASE.

-Emma, the Hermit-

 

Guys, this post was so dramatic, like, I can't even handle how crazy I am.XD XD